Saturday, November 26, 2011

Celery Devine

I am so grateful that my parents put on a big Thanksgiving dinner every year and that I don't have to do it.  We all had a wonderful time.  So what's with the title of this post?  I'll let you in on a little family joke.  One year daddy was at the sink doing something and asked me to come over for some assistance.  Daddy has had a stroke in both eyes and it has left him extremely visually impaired.  He asked if I would help him divine the celery for the stuffing.  Say what?  And how am I supposed to make celery divine?  Last I recalled it was a vegetable that needed peanut butter or cheese slathered all over it to make it meritable.  "No" my dad says, "de-vine the celery".  Okay, I thought.  Is this man teasing me?   Which isn't all that unusual.  I'm thinking that to de-vine celery is like nailing jello to a tree.  But my dad was completely serious!  I laughed very unlady-like and told him that it was the silliest thing I have ever heard.  I said, "let me get this straight, you want me to pull every single one of those little strings off each piece of celery before you can put it into the stuffing?"  I gave it my best shot and got fired from the job.  I guess my effort was less than stellar because of how ridiculous I thought the task was.  So I am invited to Thanksgiving dinners as long as I DON'T de-vine the celery.  As you can see, Shaney got the job!  LOL!!  We had such a great day with family. 





Here is Shaney with her cousin Amy (Lisa's 2nd child)


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