Weller Today Than Yesterday: Just What I Needed!

My friend, who appreciates a good blonde joke ALMOST as much as me, posted this on her Face Book. It lightened my heart and made me laugh. Thank you Helen, this is just what I needed!

Dangerous 5 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake

4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

Seriously, just because I'm blonde does not mean that I cannot LOVE blonde jokes!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a jigsaw puzzle I can't seem to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and takes him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "Well my dear, no matter what we do, there is no way we can make these pieces resemble anything that looks like a rooster." He then lovingly takes her hand, and says with a deep sigh ............"Can we please put the Corn Flakes back in the box?"

Katherine's Favorite Quotes

The worst thing about being lied to is simply knowing you weren't worth the truth. -Unknown

Did you know that those who appear to be really strong, are really the most sensitive? Did you know that those who spend all their time protecting others sometimes really need someone to protect them? Did you know that three of the hardest things to say are: I love you, I'm sorry and Help me..

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

Once you take a lick from the lollipop of mediocrity, you will suck for the rest of your life.

"If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results." ~Jack Dixon

"The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind." Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. -Judy Garland

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Deep thought by Jack Handy: "Silence is golden; duct tape is silver."

The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.

No one has ever gone blind from looking at the bright side of things...

the Lord will either calm your storm or allow it to rage while he calms you...?

"There's a choice you have to make in everything you do. But, always keep in mind; the choice you make, makes you!"

Secret to success: "Right Decisions". How do you make right decisions: "Experience". How do you get experience: "Wrong Decisions."

"Excellence is the result of caring more than others think is wise, risking more than others think is safe, dreaming more than others think is practical, and expecting more than others think is possible! I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business. " -Micheal J fox

"Ask your kid what he wants for dinner only when he is the one BUYING!!!"

Give your LOVE to your CHILDREN
Give your FRUSTRATIONS to the LORD.
(I got this off Mom-Weller's blog. Thx Mom!)

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